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" If you’re ever lucky enough to find a girl who is a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind, you should hold onto that. Because she’ll be yours at two in the morning and at two in the afternoon the following day. She’ll kiss you where it hurts and until it hurts. And that’s important. Someone who not only knows how to turn you on but also knows how to treat you right is someone worth a little something… and a little more than usual. "
" People always say it hurts the most at night. Most people miss somebody at 3 am when they can’t sleep and can’t help but notice how alone and incomplete they feel.
Some people miss somebody at 5 am when they just get home from a night of distractions and realize they are now in bed alone.
I miss you all the time.
But sometimes It’s at 9 am as i’m driving to work and a song that reminds me of you comes on the radio. Suddenly I can’t catch my breath and my heart breaks all over again as I realize i’m starting a new day, without you. "

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

joan rivers is a crusty racist old white who has made fun of domestic abuse and who said that the Palestinians deserve to be wiped out. i am not about to feel sorry for her just because satan is calling her home. let her gag 

My ex-boyfriends mom told me she thought I would love Joan Rivers because we are exactly alike and when I pointed out all of these fundamentally different things, she still couldn’t understand why I was offended because she was “strong and fashionable”. I seriously hate his mom so much, to this day, I can’t even handle it.

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john-egberts-floating-arms:

bitch-youdontknowmylife:

So I was making gingerbread houses with my sisters because we were bored.

Here’s mine:

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Here’s my youngest sister’s:

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And here is our middle sister’s:

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Happy Birthday Jesus!

I know who’s going through their scene phase

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lucaspsi:

shotarokaneda:

this dog is part husky part lab

the split is straight down the middle, quite literally

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LOOK AT THIS!!! It looks like two different dogs! She literally got looks from both sides of her parents! JUST IMAGINE HOW HAPPY THEY MUST BE!!!!!

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pineplapple:

In New Zealand our drinking age is 18 but the drink driving tolerance for under 20s is zero and my friend who’s a cop said he gets great pleasure out of breathalising sober under 20 year olds and watching the terror fill their face as he tells them they’re 10 times over the legit drinking limit cause ten times zero is still zero

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